While I was out on a forray to appropriate some ramen just now, I overheard a tall blonde man talking about a holiday that is supposed to be tommorow. Now spying is not something I usually do, but he was talking rather loudly until the other man he was with elbowed him in the ribs and told him none too nicely to hush.

SO!

Here is my quandry.

Just what does this holiday known as "Stake and BJ Day" mean? I am at a complete loss! And as King I must make it my duty to have a thorough understanding of all special occasions and social events! What sort of holiday involves a stake? And what's more, what does one do with it, and what exactly does "BJ" stand for?

So my loyal subjects, quickly now, inform your gorgeously handsome King what this holiday entails so I may be properly prepared to celebrate it in it's fullest!

La de La d'Oooh ! Les chiens de chiot sont très mignons. Pensez-vous que les chiens sont mignons ? Je les apprécie vraiment. J'ai un parapluie rose. Il brille comme le soleil. Le ciel est bleu et je suis un petit bonbon. Si petit et tellement assez. Le chat indique le meow...

It is so...Early. Tama-chan is still so sleepy and I....


Good morning, ship! Your King has come to announce that he would like his newly appointed servant to wear this nekomimi ensemble while performing daily functions.

That is all! ^___^!!!